Goodnight moon, the adult version

For all of the adults in the world who have trouble turning off at night - and for Pete and Laura and Chris, who helped inspire this idea from the original...

Goodnight dishes, goodnight taxes

Goodnight wishes, goodnight faxes

Goodnight bills, goodnight cable

Goodnight politics, goodnight email

Goodnight facebook, goodnight twitter

Goodnight i-phone, goodnight world hunger

Goodnight housing market, goodnight economy

Goodnight laundry, goodnight housecleaning

Goodnight rising gas prices, goodnight global warming

Goodnight earthquakes, goodnight tsunamis

Goodnight Japan, goodnight Middle East

Goodnight famine, goodnight feast

Goodnight Libya, goodnight Afghanistan

Goodnight information overload, goodnight C-Span

Goodnight spring, goodnight cold

Goodnight magazines, goodnight remedies for growing old

Goodnight aches, goodnight pains

Goodnight losses, goodnight gains

Goodnight brain, goodnight thoughts

Goodnight self, goodnight God

Now, hushhhhhh.